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4 Nobody Cares About David Grusch
Nobody Cares About
David Grusch’s UFO
Revelations
Dani Di Placido
“UFO whistleblower” David Grusch told
Congress that the U.S. government has
uncovered extraterrestrial bodies and
spaceships from crash sites, and the
internet responded with a collective
shrug.
It seems as though the wildest hopes of
the UFO community have come true
(and many believers have certainly put
their faith in Grusch) but the general
indifference from the public speaks
volumes. former President Donald Trump would Grusch and others are asking the public
surely have blurted out the secret a long to believe a story in which extraterrestrial
What is the significance of time ago. (or interdimensional) life knows how to
Grusch’s claims? cross the terrifyingly vast chasm of
If Grusch’s extraordinary claims are true, emptiness that makes up the majority of
Speaking under oath, Grusch, a former then humanity's place in the universe has the universe, but can’t stop crashing on
Air Force intelligence officer, told been forever altered, along with our our planet, like bumper cars.
Congress that the U.S. government has perception of reality itself. But a global
secretly been retrieving unidentified pandemic, burning planet and troubled Some have even claimed that aliens are
flying objects for several decades, and economic climate has made the grand vulnerable enough to have their vehicles
claimed that “non-human” “biologics” mysteries of the universe seem like a shot down (and reverse-engineered) by
were found at crash sites. distraction. us, the hairless apes of planet Earth, who
spend their time arguing over Barbie and
Following a flood of strange sightings in Not to mention, Grusch has already told “woke M&Ms.”
the sky, the Pentagon decided to take these stories in an interview with
UFO sightings seriously and created a NewsNation. Suspiciously, the details Twitch streamer and political
group in 2021 to “look into it,” as Joe align perfectly with popular science commentator Hasan Piker responded to a
Rogan might say. As part of the effort to fiction tropes, featuring unimaginably clip of Navy fighter pilot Ryan Graves
reduce social stigma, UFOs have been sophisticated spacecraft piloted by alien telling Congress of his alleged UFO
renamed UAPs (unidentified aerial beings who crash on a regular basis, sighting. Piker seemed to reflect general
phenomena), which nobody seems to almost exclusively in the western world. public sentiment on the surreal story,
like. writing:
Indeed, Grusch’s full story is a wild ride,
Grusch’s testimony marks a significant featuring Mussolini and the Vatican “while I want aliens to be real it feels
turning point, as decades of lore conspiring to cover up evidence of alien absolutely insane that a species
cultivated by the UFO community has life, before the U.S. supposedly took technologically and biologically
spread from conspiratorial podcasts and over and took care of all those crash advanced enough to come here from a
UFO forums to Congress. landing sites in secret; Men In Black, it distant galaxy would be caught on
seems, was a documentary. accident by some random radars/ pilots
Why does no one seem to care? training near a San Biego base.”
There is still no evidence
A few years ago, perhaps the public (Continued on Page 50)
would have been more excited, but Alas, even for those who “want to
seems like the problems accumulating on believe,” there is no evidence. Not a IT’S OFFICIAL!
planet Earth have made the mysteries of single clear photo or video of an alien
the universe seem almost irrelevant. body exists; nothing for us to argue over THE ‘X’ ZONE RADIO/TV
the legitimacy of.
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Others attributed the Pentagon’s sudden WITH ROB McCONNELL
interest in UFOs as a cynical effort to The most excited the general public has IS THE LONGEST RUNNING
expand military funding. ever been about aliens was surely the CANADIAN PARANORMAL
“Storm Area 51” meme that briefly
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Some joked that if aliens really were seized the internet in 2019.
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known to exist by the U.S. government,