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4                     Nobody Cares About David Grusch






             Nobody Cares About

             David Grusch’s UFO

                      Revelations



                     Dani Di Placido



        “UFO whistleblower” David Grusch told
        Congress that the U.S. government has
        uncovered extraterrestrial bodies and
        spaceships from crash sites, and the
        internet responded with a collective

        shrug.


        It seems as though the wildest hopes of
        the UFO community have come true
        (and many believers have certainly put
        their faith in Grusch) but the general
        indifference from the public speaks
        volumes.                                         former President Donald  Trump would Grusch and others are asking the public

                                                         surely have blurted out the secret a long to believe a story in which extraterrestrial
        What is the significance of                      time ago.                                        (or interdimensional) life knows how to

        Grusch’s claims?                                                                                  cross the terrifyingly vast chasm of
                                                         If Grusch’s extraordinary claims are true, emptiness that makes up the majority of
        Speaking under oath, Grusch, a former            then humanity's place in the universe has the universe, but can’t stop crashing on
        Air Force intelligence officer, told             been forever altered, along with our our planet, like bumper cars.

        Congress that the U.S. government has            perception of reality itself. But a global
        secretly been retrieving unidentified            pandemic, burning planet and troubled Some have even claimed that aliens are
        flying objects for several decades, and          economic climate has made the grand vulnerable enough to have their vehicles
        claimed that “non-human” “biologics”             mysteries of the universe seem like a shot down (and reverse-engineered) by
        were found at crash sites.                       distraction.                                     us, the hairless apes of planet Earth, who
                                                                                                          spend their time arguing over Barbie and
        Following a flood of strange sightings in        Not to mention, Grusch has already told “woke M&Ms.”
        the sky, the Pentagon decided to take            these stories in an interview with
        UFO sightings seriously and created a            NewsNation. Suspiciously, the details Twitch                  streamer       and      political
        group in 2021 to “look into it,” as Joe          align perfectly with popular science commentator Hasan Piker responded to a
        Rogan might say. As part of the effort to        fiction tropes, featuring unimaginably clip of Navy fighter pilot Ryan Graves

        reduce social stigma, UFOs have been             sophisticated spacecraft piloted by alien telling Congress of his alleged UFO
        renamed UAPs (unidentified aerial                beings who crash on a regular basis, sighting. Piker seemed to reflect general
        phenomena), which nobody seems to                almost exclusively in the western world.         public sentiment on the surreal story,
        like.                                                                                             writing:
                                                         Indeed, Grusch’s full story is a wild ride,
        Grusch’s testimony marks a significant           featuring Mussolini and the  Vatican “while I want aliens to be real it feels
        turning point, as decades of lore                conspiring to cover up evidence of alien absolutely insane that a species
        cultivated by the UFO community has              life, before the U.S. supposedly took technologically                   and      biologically
        spread from conspiratorial podcasts and          over and took care of all those crash advanced enough to come here from a

        UFO forums to Congress.                          landing sites in secret; Men In Black, it distant galaxy would be caught on
                                                         seems, was a documentary.                        accident by some random radars/ pilots

        Why does no one seem to care?                                                                     training near a San Biego base.”
                                                         There is still no evidence
        A few years ago, perhaps the public                                                                                  (Continued on Page 50)
        would have been more excited, but                Alas, even for those who “want to
        seems like the problems accumulating on          believe,” there is no evidence. Not a                      IT’S OFFICIAL!
        planet Earth have made the mysteries of          single clear photo or video of an alien

        the universe seem almost irrelevant.             body exists; nothing for us to argue over              THE ‘X’ ZONE RADIO/TV
                                                         the legitimacy of.
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        Others attributed the Pentagon’s sudden                                                                 WITH ROB McCONNELL
        interest in UFOs as a cynical effort to          The most excited the general public has              IS THE LONGEST RUNNING
        expand military funding.                         ever been about aliens was surely the                 CANADIAN PARANORMAL
                                                         “Storm  Area 51” meme that briefly
                                                                                                              RADIO SHOW IN CANADIAN
        Some joked that if aliens really were            seized the internet in 2019.
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        known to exist by the U.S. government,
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